How the hell have you been? Well I don’t give a flying fuck!

My poor, poor cherio-bread shits. I know you have missed me terribly, have you not? Either that or you’ve blatantly spit on my name and this club out of lack of a decent fucking update in GOD knows when. As expected from the scum of the Weather Report.

Cheers, my wretched little Valentine swine.

For now all I can ask [as your godforsaken duty bound to Luke and Jan] is for all my little Weatherby chicklettes to spread the good ol' word of The Valentine brothers!

The boys are counting on you all! That and maybe again some contest ideas for them.

So if you have any ideas, don't be afraid to share e'm! We don't bite here too often as you have noticed, so go ahead and state the theme you wish [me to force] them to participate in!

All and out and whatever makes it hot as Jan‘s tight ass.

Your happy fun-time silly shpeal of an owner, ~Speiluhr

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Anyway, for you newly types out there....

This is a club to support Luke and Janny and their entire lovely ness. Be it their weather reports or out of slight compassion and sick amusement!
We love Luke! We love Jan! And we don't mind them loving each other either. [Be open-minded! Respect differences!]

Please don't bash - and have a fun day!

~TO JOIN~
You must ENJOY to LOVE teh Luke and Jan!
Send a note with the title "Joining"
The note MUST include at least one reason for why you love the Valentine brothers if you wish to be under one of either brothers' category.
Specifically add which group you would like to be in, in said note. [Read above bullet]
PLEASE add us to your journal and or signature/watch us! Spread the love and bloodshed, people!

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Today’s Weather testimony is... Help to support the Weather report! Bloody-fucking-HOT days ahead as well as some frosty as shit cold-shouldering from the big man!